shalane is hot like a penguin in Cairo. she is faster than ian in 2002. i would like to cover her in raspberry-flavored GU, but i don't think she would let me.
Guys, guys, guys. Let's not start another hotness thread. Please, honestly, I don't think we need to start pulling up photos of Allison Stokke and start talking about her amazing skill with poles. Because, honestly, she is amazing with poles. And the vaulting. And pole vaulting. But mostly just the poles. Also she is hot. But not because of the poles.
Mark, if I recall correctly we were once arguing about Shalane at some track meet and you said "have you seen those new photos of her in Running Times?" At least, I think you said Running Times. In any case, you promised to show me those photos. I have not seen any such photos that put her above my favorite Carrie Tollefson.
I am a fan of girls that don't look absolutely ridiculously skinny. If I can see their iliotibial bands when they are walking around (like Avery Kelley), then it really doesn't do it for me, I'm sorry.
I don't think I would like any girl that has a six pack...unless she was perhaps covered in raspberry-flavored Gu as Mark so appropriately pointed out.
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Oh yeah, those knee-high flesh-colored socks are at the height of fashion!
shalane is hot like a penguin in Cairo. she is faster than ian in 2002. i would like to cover her in raspberry-flavored GU, but i don't think she would let me.
wait, so let me get this straight... is she hot because of how she looks, or because she is fast?
Because she is fast.
I don't think she's that hot, until I look at her times.
Paula isn't bad, but she's even better with that 2:15
sorry katherine... but i think i just got a hard-on
Guys, guys, guys. Let's not start another hotness thread. Please, honestly, I don't think we need to start pulling up photos of Allison Stokke and start talking about her amazing skill with poles. Because, honestly, she is amazing with poles. And the vaulting. And pole vaulting. But mostly just the poles. Also she is hot. But not because of the poles.
shalane is hot because she is hot.
paula is not hot. i wouldn't even give her cute.
Mark, if I recall correctly we were once arguing about Shalane at some track meet and you said "have you seen those new photos of her in Running Times?" At least, I think you said Running Times. In any case, you promised to show me those photos. I have not seen any such photos that put her above my favorite Carrie Tollefson.
i had that mag at conferences. i showed it to ian and katherine but they were both too confused to recognize what they saw
Okay, fine, she looks pretty good here.
eh. the blondes don't really do it for me.
Seriously Ryan? No Carrie Tollefson?
Okay, let's work in the opposite direction. What about Holmes? You know, Kelley Holmes?
Okay fine neither of those pictures are very flattering. Here's one.
Shalane has totally been airbrushed in that photo...
Oh come on Ian, they can't airbrush everything! I mean, if they airbrushed her why wouldn't they airbrush in some boobs?
I'm not going to eat anything but 15 cheerios and a grape for the next 6 weeks because of this thread.
Why?
I am a fan of girls that don't look absolutely ridiculously skinny. If I can see their iliotibial bands when they are walking around (like Avery Kelley), then it really doesn't do it for me, I'm sorry.
yeah, peter said he would like me less if i had a six pack...
I don't think I would like any girl that has a six pack...unless she was perhaps covered in raspberry-flavored Gu as Mark so appropriately pointed out.
hmmmm i dunno dude, green apple is really the way to go.
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