Deep down inside, I truly believe that Mark is secretly an elite distance runner from the past Abebe Bikila who traveled to the present to bring running to the masses of the California Institute of Technology. Unfortunately, a side effect of the time travel procedure was that he became white. And hairy.
Happy New Year, guys.
Ciao,
Dennis
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That's because Mark is half Ethiopian. It's mentioned in his famous interview following the crushing of the beer 2-mile WR.
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